Hi, I'm Vincent van Sloth! 🌼 I'm the main employee here! You don't see me as much as my dad @megagroundsloth, but that's because I usually do all the work. It starts early in the morning when I watch him trying to wake up. Then I have to watch him eat breakfast, and I generally have to work really hard because everything has to be monitored.

In challenging moments, it's important that I'm ready to act immediately. I may not be fast, but I'm very handy. I would like to tell you more about what I do, but it's difficult with my small paws.🐾

Somehow the smartphone only responds if I dip my fluffy paws in jam before typing. Of course, no one thought of that! Being the clever guy I am, I found the solution myself!

Can you manage that much work and still look cute? Then apply to be a sloth assistant today! You get paid in extra naps and tasty treats, but in essence, it's all just for the love of the job.🩷

🤗 For a more nuanced discussion, please feel free to use the comments section, private messages or the anonymous contact form on my website.